The cashier at my local grocery was ringing up my cat litter and said, “A lot of people have cats around here.”
“I love cats,” I replied.
“I’m more of a dog person, I think all cats are possessed.”
I laughed and said, “My cat is definitely possessed.”
The cashier responded, “Everyone who I talked to with a cat always says the same thing.”
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Miss Moody Lilac 